1. I have dirty windows. Thanks, seagull.
2. I'm bored with crime fiction - too many similar plots, mutilated corpses and renegade detectives.
3. Mislaid my knitting mojo. This happens every now and then and it's a temporary loss.
4. Week 5 of this cold. Please go away.
5. The Faithfull Companion is either grumpy or going to hack up a hairball. Or both.